"It's not free if I don't blog about it" is a weekly feature about new restaurants too new to review I can't write off until I write about. Because this is a glossary, restaurants receive between one and five syllables.
Last week I made my first trip to Veloce Pizzeria, the new Vespa dealership on 1st Avenue. I had the Porchetta Sausage, shown left, which you serve yourself Pizza Hut-style. Details: The pizza is square and is topped with rosemary, sage, Michael pollen, tomato sauce and mutsarella. Was the chef there? Yes, Sara Jenkins was in the house. Did she recognize and comp me? No! Not even when I started taking pictures. Atmosphere: There was a flatscreen playing a samurai movie and a sign that read "Never trust a round pie." Asians may be turned off by the passive-aggressiveness. Overall: TEY · STEE